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Posted on 05-11-2007
Filed Under (Guffaw) by Jesse

Here are my thoughts on the tragic death of Anna Nicole Smith

Thought 1

Now that Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband has claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole’s baby along with 2 other guys, I’ve decided to throw my hat into the ring. I’m really the baby’s daddy. She obviously has my nose and my torso, so all you fakers and gold-diggers need to just step off and let me have my baby.

Thought 2

With Anna Nicole no longer around, who is going to be around to teach her child not to read.

    the answer is me if I get my way and end up being her daddy

    Thought 3

    I think she may have been killed by Kirsty Alley. I don’t know why yet, but I’ll find out. I’ll do it for my baby.

    Thought 4

    Who will Paris Hilton play Scrabble with now? A rock? That would only work if the rock learned to let her win every once in a while.

    Thought 5

    I just found out that when my baby tries to suck her thumb, she sticks her thumb in her ear. I hope that’s not a bad sign. She can’t be that dumb, can she?

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