I had a dream last night that my father called me to tell me that my sister and her friends were arrested for robbing and killing some ninja. It was never made entirely clear in my dream whether they were real ninja or just men riding ninja motorcycles. Also, if they were real ninja, what were they after? Normally ninja aren’t known to carry cash or credit cards, at least to my knowledge. So possibly they were targeting someone who would be in possession of smoke bombs or throwing stars, most likely for a bigger heist they had planned. Or the thought crossed my mind that they were evil ninja who were also ruthless businessmen, thus making it more likely that they would carry wallets with them, or even deeds to properties and nightclubs, which my sister and her friends could “coerce” the head ninja into signing over to her. Or maybe they were good ninja who just don’t make enough cash ninjaing, so they had to have day jobs working in delis and such to subsidize their attempt to continue to be ninja in an age where such an endeavor really doesn’t pay all that much as there aren’t that many ninja left, especially in the states. Unless they were, and this is entirely possible…movie ninja. Now I do realize that there were far more movie ninja in the 70s and 80s than there are right now, but there is the occasional need for a ninja in Hollywood. It would have to be someone who has the flexibility to also play a samurai, or a sushi chef. And if that were the case, even getting paid the SAG minimum, there would be the chance of getting the ninja to sign over their paycheck, assuming that they had just came from picking them up. I’m not sure what this dream means, but I find myself a little worried about my sister right now.