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Yesterday I stopped at a store to pick up a water gun to use in training my new kittens to not hop on the coffee table. An employee offered to help and when I told her what the gun was for she started offering all sorts of advice I would expect from a decapitated retarded donkey corpse. She mentioned that maybe a paper bag would scare him, which was very helpful as we all know how much kittens hate playing with crinkled up paper bags. I’m surprised she didn’t ask if they were neutered so that she could advise me to use my fingers to pinch their testicles whenever they hopped on the table.
At one point she said “Oh, kittens, they’re the ones who lift their legs when the go…(she lifted her leg slightly as she said this) Oh…wait a second…those are dogs! I’ve never had any cats or dogs.” Yeah… you not ever owning a pet explains why you’re dumber than an empty hermit crab shell.I do believe that I had the great fortune to run into the one person who has heard the following phrase during an interview at Wall-Mart “I’m sorry, but we find you under-qualified to be a greeter.”
speaking of which…
I took this picture at the bookstore. I thought it very kind of them to add a new section for various types of pussies.
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Hmmmmm….
What were you doing in the “girlie mag” section anyhoo?
Obviously I was in the Skeptic section. Whey would I pay for girlie mags in the bookstore when I have a computer?
HAHAHA! Flick them in the nads. Sheesh. You should try the wall game with them.
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