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I had a tooth implant put in. I deeply regret that I chose a standard white tooth instead of the aquari-implant, complete with a live Sea Monkey with full habitat living inside of it. He would swim in and out of his castle and spend much of his time taunting whoever was standing in front of me. As a very intelligent Sea Monkey, he would learn sign language so that he could insult people without them knowing they were being ridiculed by my little tooth living monkey from the sea. Every time he would see a UPS driver wearing those dorky shorts he would think “What can brown do for you?” which would make him laugh on the inside. He would read the Koran so that he could truly understand people who are different from me (his host) without prematurely passing judgment. He thinks that Drew Carey was born to be the host of The Price is Right and his favorite 80s group would be Bananarama. He would sleep, poop, and dine in his tiny little castle and I would call him Cletus Dinglebee the Third, Sea Monkey of the Stars.
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