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JesseGersten.com | Headline of the Week : Black bear busts secret Utah pot farm
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Once upon a time, I found myself at Revere Beach. This beach is the shadiest beach on the planet. I watched a hermit crab that had outgrown his shell take housing in a used syringe. He had a bottle of wine in one claw and the other claw was free to pinch unsuspecting beachgoers in the booty. He was drunk and making lewd comments to passing ladies such as “you ever been with a crab before, baby cakes?”, and “hey hotpants, this will be the first time you’ve gotten crabs that didn’t make you go to the doctor for the rash and the awful itching.”, and “hey foxy mama, I’ve got 6 claws that can make you feel good all over, and get you a drink at the same time.”
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