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Before we dive into cow anuses, I wanted to bring up the fact that lately I’ve been bombarded by Chinese spam. At least I’m pretty sure it’s spam. It looks as if I’m being left comments by people who run a Mah Jong Casino, or who peddle General Gao’s Penis Enlarging Pills, or people who sell Buddhist Temple Mortgages. But a small part of me is afraid that they’re really not spam, but comments from my rapidly growing Chinese fan base. I probably just deleted an invitation to do my routine in front of Emperor Ming.
Just yesterday I ran into these 2 cow anuses.
The first anus is a pleasant pink that gives the anus a delicate feminine feel. The anus is velvety soft, smells like J-Lo’s perfume and is named Daria.
The second and final anus just happens to be the most patriotic anus you’ll ever run into in your whole life. If you’re not careful you might just get smacked in the face from the stars and stripes shooting out of this magnificent anus. This anus tastes like apple pie and smells like baseball. If you stick your head into this anus, you’ll come out with a crew cut that will get you into the frat party of your wildest dreams.
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