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Did you know that babies can sometimes come out Blue?
The bluish skin tone is caused by a congenital heart malformation that robs the blood of oxygen.
That being said, I want a blue baby. That’s right…All I Want for Christmas is My Blue Baby…ok, now sing along with me, My Blue Baby, My Blue Baby…I’d like my baby to be bluer than the bluest ocean, but without the jellyfish. I’d like a brand spanking new healthy blue baby. It would be like giving birth to a dot com. I can’t imagine all the various ways to rake it in with a tiny little solid blue infant. I could rent him out to the Blue Man Group. When they inevitably release a movie about the Smurfs, chaaaaaching!!! I would save money on Halloween costumes. As any good Jew knows, saving money is just like making money.
The only drawback to having a blue baby is that if I were a single dad, it could conceivably be a little tougher to pick up women with a dramatically discolored child. I would maybe want the baby to be able to become human colored after feeding him something, like turnips, or marshmallows.
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