If anyone has seen the movie Radio and is wondering where Radio is working now, the answer is at Wendy’s. Radio was the classic film that saw Cuba Gooding Jr. stretch his acting abilities to play a retarded guy who helps a football team develop some character and unite as one race, the human race. Even though Cuba Gooding Jr. plays retarded characters in most of his movies, such as the retarded cowboy he played with Crocodile Dundee, and the retarded sled dog racer in Snow Dogs, and the retarded football player he played in Jerry McGuire, I never thought I he could pull off a retarded football team’s assistant. Brilliant.

I also thought I was never going to receive my change at Wendy’s. After handing him the bill, he held it in the air as if he was checking for watermarks to ensure that I wasn’t paying for my chicken nuggets with counterfeit currency. But he just held the bill up in the air for about a minute before yelling out “20! 20 DOLLARS!!” Fantastic. Now that we’ve established that, maybe we could get around to the cumbersome task of choosing a sauce. Before we could get to work on that project, he started running around bumping into things behind the counter like an epileptic talking pinball. 10-to-1 odds say he loses an ear in the fry percolator within the month. The manager was quite amusing as well. His blue managerial shirt made him way to precocious considering he had 17 different types of ACNE decorating the puffy skin adorning his skull.

My creepy doll collection has another addition as I found a stumpy-legged doll being held hostage behind a storefront window in Boston that sold witching goods.

This balding man was working at a kiosk at the mail that sold hair products. I do believe that this is the very same company that hired Helen Keller to sell Blue Blockers.

Brazil recently sent its first man into space yesterday. Starting small, the astronaut landed on the top of the country’s tallest tree, at which point he kicked a soccer ball that fell all the way down to Earth. By 2009 the space program hopes to land a man on the mountain.