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There are only 2 things creepier than clowns. The first is clowns without their makeup on, and the second is my last roommate’s spooky homemade doll.
I don’t know if you have ever met a clown without his face-paint and his clubfeet jammed inside of his giant clownshoes going about his daily life, but I have, and it wasn’t a comforting experience. And don’t think that creeps who make balloon animals are exempt here, because they’re not. They’re even creepier because they have the talent level of a Wal-Mart greeter in their first week on the job and they think that they’re true artists who’ve mastered a craft. It takes more skill to make your burps sound like words than to make a balloon poodle. These people all scare me that they’re allowed out in public around kids. They drive around in their vans with their puppies and bags of candy making balloon baboons and juggling with only 3 balls and slipping on banana peels like they’re the long lost 4th retarded stooge. They should keep clowns on a leash and bring them out only when kids are having a birthday or when junkies are getting their methadone treatments. They should never be allowed to take off their face-paint. If they’re caught doing so, they should be sprayed in the eye with a bowtie filled with anchovies and walrus urine.
My last roommate’s doll on the other hand, is far creepier than any clown could ever hope to be. John Wayne Gacy would be scared of this doll. Chucky would pee in his Osh-Kosh-B’Goshes at the mere mention of this doll’s existence. If my parents ever gave me a doll like this I would cry myself to sleep every night. But since they didn’t, I was forced to find other reasons to cry myself to sleep. Just try to sleep after gazing into its eyes, my pretty little blog readers. Just try.
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You’re so right about clowns. And the only thing more evil than a poodle is a balloon poodle.
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