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Posted on 12-02-2008
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A Kentucky high school Spanish teacher has been suspended for showing an R-rated movie in his class. (AP)

Cannibal Holocaust? I Spit on Your Grave? Necromantic? Throw Mama from the Train?

The teacher, whose identity has not been released, showed “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” in his class at Tates Creek High School in Lexington, WLKY NewsChannel 32 reported Thursday.

Maybe the teacher should be commended if he was in fact trying to show the benefits of human partners in an effort to pry kids away from the unconditional love provided by warm local chicken butts.

A spokesman for Fayette County Public Schools said the movie was not in Spanish.

In Kentucky you get an A+ in Spanish if you can pronounce Fajita with a silent J. The class is taught by the Taco Bell Chiwawa.

Since the movie is R-rated, it was not supposed to have been shown to anyone under 17 not accompanied by a parent or guardian, WLKY reported.

Does that mean that teachers in Kentucky are under 17 since teachers considered guardians while children are in school? If we find out that high school classes in Kentucky are taught by 14 year-olds, it would explain soooooo much.

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Scott on 14 April, 2008 at 10:21 pm #

I somehow convinced my history teacher in high school that it would be educational for us to watch Apocalypse Now as it showed what the Vietnam war was really like and about, something with which most children my age were unfamiliar with. Of course, this was Texas…guess we already had Spanish covered and could move on to deeper sociological concerns.


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