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If anyone was wondering how many times today I heard the phrase “Don’t touch me, I have shingles”, I’ll give you a hint, it lies right smack between 0 and 2. That’s right, one time. Today I heard exactly one person proclaim their shingles.
It was almost as scary as the time I was drinking melonballs with a Pirate at some fufu bar, when he whispered that he had scurvy before trying to stick his tongue in my ear.
I swatted him away and ended up getting bit on the nose by his parrot. I couldn’t hear too well in the bar but I think I heard the parrot call me a cracker. That hurt more than the bite. At least the parrot was kind enough to lick away my salty tears. That actually tickled a little, truth be told. It felt a little like cat-licks, but not exactly.
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haha.. the artwork is funny.. xD
looks a little like the pirat of spongebob. very funny.
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