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After years and years of painstaking research, utilizing various research tools such as placebos and double-blind phone surveys, I have come to 5 conclusions:
1 - Of all the rubber animals, rubber ducks are the most baby-friendly, and rubber chickens not only scare all babies, but also most adults.
2 - Rubber ducks are amongst the most effective items used to smuggle heroin into the states, along with rubber frogs, and rubber housecats.
3 - Hanging oneself using a rubber chicken is the 7th funniest way to commit suicide, right after putting freshly birthed Chia-Pets into your ears and letting them grow into your brain, which has held steady at #6 for 3 years straight.
4 - Saying “Aflac” in a funny voice like in the commercials is way funnier when holding a rubber chicken than with a rubber duck.
5 - Walking by a storefront in Chinatown that has skinned chickens hanging in the window, and saying “Aflac” in the same funny voice as #4, is truly one of the funniest things ever.
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