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Random Videos
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I have some questions for any really stupid people who are reading this right now (or more likely having it read to them).
How do you manage to get through the day? Do you have some secret bag of tricks that you use to complete basic tasks (things!)? Is there a song that you sing when you tie your shoelaces each morning? What goes through your mind when you realize (find out!) that you don’t understand the words coming out of people’s mouths and the sentences those words create? Do you require (need!) less sleep without all those brain cells needing rest? Are your parents stupid like you suggesting a genetic (your parents!) link? If not, are you mad at them, or do you suspect that you’re adopted (not theirs!)?
Oh, and most importantly…why did you have me meet with your leader today? Did I do something to offend (make you mad!) your kind? If so, I apologize (I’m sorry!).
I’m just curious. You stupid people seem to be all over the place as I can’t seem to go anywhere without bumping into some of you. I just want a little glimpse (look inside!) into your world. So if you could just grab the person who turned on the computer (shiny thing in front of you!) that you’re reading this on and have them type your response (answer!), I would be greatly appreciative (happy!).
Thanks in advance, stupid people
- Jesse
There’s a new Wal-Mart commercial, which features a whole family that works at Wal-Mart. They all absolutely love their jobs and the parents are so proud of their boy, because his future at Wal-Mart is bright like a really bright bright light bulb. The commercial ends with her proclaiming:
“We truly are the American dream”
I’m not certain that it’s even the West Virginian dream. But for arguments sake I’ve comprised a list of all the people and places that would consider having their whole family work at Wal-Mart to be the American Dream.
Here is the complete list:
Homeless people who live, eat, and bathe in the sewer
Vegans who are forced at gunpoint to eat Angus Burgers and Ostrich Nuggets in a pitbull-fighting cellar littered with bloody carcasses, with a solitary baby lamb wandering around with a small limp, sadly looking for her mother
People with webbed feet
Louie Anderson
Bubbles the Monkey
Families that have 3 or more retarded members
Ok…West Virginia too
Bear witness to the almighty 2-headed snake.
One of the most famous 2-headed corn snakes ever is named Thelma and Louise. The little 2-headed lesbian snake whore went out and had 15 babies. The supreme serpent court is still deciding whether to let them raise the babies.
The snake to the left is a Spanish snake. Her name is Goya and Maria. Her favorite dish is Baby Mouse Chimichangas.
When 2-headed snakes smell prey on the other’s head, it will try to attack and swallow the other head. And when attacking prey, it can get very confused as to which head will attack first. This is also a common problem in Canadian Porn.
