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Random Videos
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There’s a new Wal-Mart commercial, which features a whole family that works at Wal-Mart. They all absolutely love their jobs and the parents are so proud of their boy, because his future at Wal-Mart is bright like a really bright bright light bulb. The commercial ends with her proclaiming:
“We truly are the American dream”
I’m not certain that it’s even the West Virginian dream. But for arguments sake I’ve comprised a list of all the people and places that would consider having their whole family work at Wal-Mart to be the American Dream.
Here is the complete list:
Homeless people who live, eat, and bathe in the sewer
Vegans who are forced at gunpoint to eat Angus Burgers and Ostrich Nuggets in a pitbull-fighting cellar littered with bloody carcasses, with a solitary baby lamb wandering around with a small limp, sadly looking for her mother
People with webbed feet
Louie Anderson
Bubbles the Monkey
Families that have 3 or more retarded members
Ok…West Virginia too
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