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I have some questions for any really stupid people who are reading this right now (or more likely having it read to them).
How do you manage to get through the day? Do you have some secret bag of tricks that you use to complete basic tasks (things!)? Is there a song that you sing when you tie your shoelaces each morning? What goes through your mind when you realize (find out!) that you don’t understand the words coming out of people’s mouths and the sentences those words create? Do you require (need!) less sleep without all those brain cells needing rest? Are your parents stupid like you suggesting a genetic (your parents!) link? If not, are you mad at them, or do you suspect that you’re adopted (not theirs!)?
Oh, and most importantly…why did you have me meet with your leader today? Did I do something to offend (make you mad!) your kind? If so, I apologize (I’m sorry!).
I’m just curious. You stupid people seem to be all over the place as I can’t seem to go anywhere without bumping into some of you. I just want a little glimpse (look inside!) into your world. So if you could just grab the person who turned on the computer (shiny thing in front of you!) that you’re reading this on and have them type your response (answer!), I would be greatly appreciative (happy!).
Thanks in advance, stupid people
- Jesse
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i always sing “Don’t worry,be happy” when doing up my shoes!
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