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Moving to the side of the road, I made room for a passing fire engine in New Haven earlier today. A White fire engine. That was my first run in with non-red fire engines. I’m fairly certain it’s one of a few things:
It may be for putting out fires started by an Albino Arsonist. They could just blend in with the glare from the fire. It’s possible, but not as probable that the occupants of the house on fire are all or partially albino. Maybe it’s a Ku Klux Klan run fire department that specializes in out of control burning cross fires. It also could be for wedding fires and/or firefighters who are getting married.
Why not fire engines in many different message-laced colors.
Pink fire engines for fashion fires or for when someone has been declared “flaming”.
Green fire engines for people who’ve donated large sums of money to the firefighters private fund, which is used to pay for monthly Jaeger/Coke/Stripper parties. Police invited too.
Yellow fire engines would signify a fire at a Chinese Resaurant, or a Laundry Mat.
Forest fires would be fought using Brown engines.
Purple engines driving by means there’s a Crack House a-blazin. If you frequented this particular Crack House, you might want to go ahead and find an alternate locale to satisfy your voracious Crack Smoking needs. No need to apologize, just turn off the stolen monitor and go to work investigating new Crack Houses if I’m talking about you. Purple and Crack Houses don’t really share any special significance, but Crack House fires deserve their own color, and there aren’t many colors left.
The Pepsi Blue and Red colored engine exists to fight fires in Michael Jackson’s afro.
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