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The cashier at Stop and Shop today told the lady in front of me that her charge was $41.06. She handed him the cash and mentioned that it was exact change. He stopped, money in hand, and confirmed with her that it was, in fact, exact change. She didn’t hear him, so he repeated himself, not wanting to complete the transaction before he had his answer.
Did this young man, who at the tender young age of 28 had worked his way up the supermarket ladder to a middle register cashier position, have possibly not realized that the simple act of counting the money as he placed it into the register would yield the answer to this very question. Not only would it be much quicker, but it would be a tad bit more official than taking the costumer’s word for it.
I was certainly eager to get out of there after being asked twice by some lady if I worked there. I guess my initial “no” wasn’t emphatic enough, so the second time I said “NO!” and threw the 20 pound bag of cat litter I was holding into her ankles, knocking her right into her basket. I’m not sure that was the appropriate course of action. I’m sure many people will say that instead of throwing cat litter into her ankles and knocking her into the basket, I should have just kicked her in the nuts. I know, that was my first thought but stupid me has to always do things the difficult way. Maybe next time I’ll compromise and throw the cat litter into her nuts. But in my defense, she fell into a bag of almonds, so I ended up kicking her into nuts.
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