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I went to Marshall’s the other day to pick up some socks, and ended up waiting in line for close to 15 years because the guy in front of me happened to pick the only 3 items in the store with no tags on them, so they had to send some elderly retarded lady on a wild goose chase to find the prices. A few minutes passed before they sent someone after her. Was there a meeting at Marshall’s earlier in the day detailing the exact methods that would be used to steal my soul? Of course there was only one line open, so I was forced to endure this excruciatingly long game of autistic capture the flag. While I was waiting, an apparently motherless child wandered into the adjacent register booth. The cashier flipped out and yelled at the little mongrel’s grandmother because something might fall on the child’s giant head and that he could get hurt. The same thing was said to Jason’s momma on Thursday the 12th, and we all know how that turned out. This kid seriously had the most giant, indestructible head I’ve ever seen on a kid. They could use his head as a wrecking ball to smash run down crackhouses used by prostitutes and homeless squatters. I feel bad for whatever poor item happens to fall on this baby monster’s cranium, although being at Marshall’s, they could just discount it a bit and mark it damaged. I also feel bad for the child’s mother if she didn’t have a c-section, and I imagine his father most likely cries himself to sleep every night.
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