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Some guy at the gym today was wearing a shirt that said Booty Hunter. If he really wants to keep it real, tomorrow he’ll wear a Booty Kryptonite shirt. Never has there been a man with less of a chance of scoring with the ladies since crustacean lover Timmy Crocker decided to start wearing a leather jacket embroidered on the back with “I Have Crabs!”
Someone on TV just said, “There’s a lot of coldness in those glaciers.”
Indeed there is.
It just makes me wonder… If someone like that could make it to the egg as a tiny little sperm, what kind of weakened competition was he up against? After years of heavy drinking and thousands of whippets, his dad probably had one barely living solitary sperm left, along with several hundred dead sea monkeys.
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