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I’ve got my ear to the pavement, and the word on the streets is that the Mad Cow Disease is making a comeback. Ooooooh…how exciting! Next to MonkeyPox, is there a single more amusing and delightful disease out there? I can’t say I feel very sympathetic for people who contract Mad Cow. I mean, its not like cows are very quick and agile, and they have no tempers. It’s like getting chased by one of those world’s fattest babies that occasionally grace the cover of the tabloids. I guess that would be portly baby disease. Anyone who gets bit by a cow deserves all sorts of diseases. If I had anything to say about it, they would also all of the sudden become allergic to cheese and ice cream, and get spots all over their body like cows. They should grow 3 more stomachs and wear a big goofy bell around their necks. And they should speak in moos.
On the other hand, I do feel sorrow for people who get Monkey Pox, as monkeys are adorable, they juggle, and who can possibly resist petting one and offering them whatever yummy treats you have in your pockets at the time.
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