Here is a thoughtful message sent to me from a fan. Be gentle as I’m a little hurt right now.

you are some sick lunatic with gross pictures.

ps youi are a sick dueshbag

The last cartoon I did that upset someone this much was my hilarious cartoon in the Tehran Times of Garfield, Odie, Marmaduke and Mohammad playing poker.

I think an lol after the dueshbag would have really given this insult some much needed oomph.

On a somewhat unrelated note, I’ve made 3 people believe that I celebrate Jewish Easter. Instead of an Easter bunny we have an Easter Matzos Ball with tiny little sideburns and a little yarmulke on his tiny little Matzos head. We have Easter diamond hunts where we give the winner a fur coat made from a bunny stolen from a Christian Easter celebration. We then go enjoy our Jewish Easter dinner at the Panda Palace.

On a completely unrelated note, when around elderly people I find it to be great fun to cough and sneeze uncontrollably. The look of horror on their face like you’re going to give them a cold that will assault their immune system and keep them from bingo and hard candy is worth every public handrail and urinal cake you need to lick to give yourself the type of hearty cough needed to pull off this priceless joke.

This came to me courtesy of future author and sketch comedy connoisseur Randy. Look out JK Rowling!

no ofence to yu but i think that stand up comedy is trash!!! id rather watch skit comedy…or jus watcha tv show that a comedian stars in!! cus theres more jokes and its as if he shows me wat to think he acts it out for me instead of thinkin of it myself in my head!!! comedy isnt sumtihng ur imaginiation shows u..its sumthing that that comedian does threw HIS/HER imagination!!….so i guess that i wont find ur stuff funny!! seeing as i got alot of stress in my life ia int got alot of reasons to laff right now!!! peace