There’s a new Wal-Mart commercial, which features a whole family that works at Wal-Mart. They all absolutely love their jobs and the parents are so proud of their boy, because his future at Wal-Mart is bright like a really bright bright light bulb. The commercial ends with her proclaiming:

Ok…West Virginia too

This post is directed to those of you who are currently watching Enter the Ninja. Everyone else can just go away and come back tomorrow when I’ve written something that you might understand. You can come back, jut not until tomorrow.

Ok, now that they’re gone let’s get down to business. I have a question, what’s the deal with white ninjas? I understand that you’re “good” when you’re wearing a white uniform, but isn’t the whole point of being a ninja that you can make yourself “invisible” so that by the time the enemy becomes aware of your presence it’s too late. The only 2 things a white ninja can use for camouflage are Brett Butler and the sun.

He should just wear a big cowbell around his neck and buy pants that have BLING BLING! written across the ass, and replace one of the BLINGs with NINJA. That way if you peeked as he walked by, you’d see NINJA BLING! shifting from side to side as the white ninja inconspicuously saunters down the road.

Also, I find it interesting that the white ninja in Enter the Ninja looks like a 70s porn star. He probably dips his blowgun darts in roofie juice and drives a 75 Lime Green Buick LeSabre with a miniature disco ball hanging from the rear view mirror.

I’m convinced that Enter the Ninja is one of the top ninja movies in the history of cinema, alongside Ninja IV: Ninja goes to College, Ninja XII: Ninja versus Chucky, and Ninja XVI: Soul Ninja. I’m also eagerly anticipating the summer release of Ninja Block Party with Tracy Morgan and Mark Wahlberg.

This is the most retarded thing I’ve seen since I went to the Foxy Lady and got a Lap Dance : Table Version.